Dustin Joins the 21st Century

Today, I bought my first cell phone. My plan includes 300 minutes and 300 texts. The guy at the counter was concerned that it wasn't nearly enough texting. I'm sure most phones do this by now, but you can swap in mp3 players instead of a ringtone.

Obviously, it now sings "So tell me what you want, what you really really want . . ." when someone calls.